Poker Chat with the Lord Part III

Cloud : Hello again!!
God : Alright my old chestnut.
Cloud : Not bad. Can you calm down with all this rain?
God : Yeah, sorry - the Angels have been doing the charity car wash thing for Children in Need - and they overdid a bit with the water.
Cloud : Ah well, at least we get to see the pics of an old lady in a rowing boat.
God : You do know it's always the same old lady don't you? She's an actress from Littlehampton - and Sky News always call her up when there's a flood.
Cloud : Thought she looked familiar.
God : Yeah, she also does Miss Marple on ITV.
Cloud : You been playing poker?
God : Yeah, I've been having a few games with Patrick Antonius. I was beating him up, but I let him win a big hand - just to keep him sweet. I also played that Tom Dwan fellow a few times. Maybe you've heard of them?
Cloud : Nah, do they play NL10? I'll keep my eye out.
God : I've been watching you play Cloudy as well - man you play Ace-King badly...
Cloud : What?
God : You ever tried watching a training vid?
Cloud : Yeah, plenty.
God : Doesn't look like it....
Cloud : Who do you think you are?
God : God
Cloud : What's wrong with the way I play Ace-King?
God : It's Ace high man - whatsamatterWITyou???? Let it go!!!!
Cloud : Why you gone all ghetto?
God : Yeah sorry, been watching series two of "The Wire" on DVD.
Cloud : I do fold Ace-King.
God : No you don't.
Cloud : I do. I do. I do.
God : When was the last time you folded Ace King?
Cloud : February 2003.
God : And why did you fold it?
Cloud : Mis-click.
God : I might have an opening for you anyway. My new site - PokerInTheSkyWithALongWhiteBeard.com - is looking for a blogger. Would you be interested?
Cloud : Yeah, course I would!
God : Great!! You're in charge of finding me a good blogger!!
Cloud : Oh. I thought...... It doesn't matter.
God : The site will open with a special $100K overlay tournament.
Cloud : A bounty on your head?
God : No, I don't like the coconut bits in my hair when the chocolate melts.
(Ed : Sorry....couldn't resist)
Cloud : I'll look forward to it. Is there a deposit bonus?
God : Only salvation.
Cloud : Ahh, cool. One last question.
God : Fire away.
Cloud : Will Spurs ever win the Premiership?
God : About as much chance as Britney Spears scoring a century against Australia at Lords whilst Gordon Brown and David Cameron sing "Let's Get Ready to Rumble" as they unicycle around the boundary.
Cloud : Thanks. Speak soon.
God : You too sir.